What's in the box?

From: Alfred Clayton

Date: Mon, Apr 8, 2013 at 10:38 AM IF YOU CAN NOT LAUGH AT THIS ONE THEN YOUR DAY WAS WORSE THAN MINE! PLEASE LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF SUNSHINE AND LAUGH OUT LOUD!  What's in the box? A little old lady went to the grocery store to  buy cat food. She picked up four cans and  took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry,  but we cannot sell you cat food without  proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and  the management wants proof that you are  buying the cat food for your cat." The little old lady went home, picked up  her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to buy two cans  of dog food. Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we  cannot sell you dog food without proof  that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat,  but the management wants proof that  you are buying the dog food for your dog." So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food. The next day she brought in a  box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to  stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have  a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that  there was nothing in the box that  would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into  the box and quickly pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit." The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."