Tuesday, April 19, 2011
JUDGE FLORO LOSES CASE
Judge Floro's landmark dwarf case-decision was No. 2 Most Popular Story and No. 2 Most read story from the world section of BBC News for August 20, 2006
A Philippines judge who said he consulted imaginary mystic dwarves has failed to convince the Supreme Court to allow him to keep his job. --- BBC News
Last Updated: Friday, 18 August 2006, 01:57 GMT 02:57 UK
Second Most Popular & Second Best Read of the Day:
World News, Asia-Pacific.
"Florentino Floro was appealing against a three-year inquiry which led to his removal due to incompetence and bias. He told investigators three mystic dwarves - Armand, Luis and Angel - had helped him to carry out healing sessions during breaks in his chambers.
'Dwarf dalliance'
The Manila trial judge had asked the Supreme Court to dismiss the complaint and return him to the bench, after being sacked in April.
"From obscurity, my name and the three mystic dwarves became immortal."
Judge Floro's landmark dwarf case-decision was No. 2 Most Popular Story and No. 2 Most read story from the world section of BBC News for August 20, 2006
Florentino Floro "They should not have dismissed me for what I believed," Mr Floro told reporters after filing his appeal in May. The judge said he had made a covenant with his dwarf friends that he could write while in a trance and that he had been seen by several people in two places at the same time.Judge Floro reportedly changed from blue court robes to black each Friday "to recharge his psychic powers".
In a letter to the court he said:"From obscurity, my name and the three mystic dwarves became immortal."
However, the Supreme Court said dalliance with dwarves would gradually erode the public's acceptance of the judiciary as the guardian of the law, if not make it an object of ridicule."
Judge Floro's landmark dwarf case-decision was No. 2 Most Popular Story and No. 2 Most read story from the world section of BBC News for August 20, 2006
Filipino 'dwarf' judge loses case
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Judge Floro, in his immortal state, is a man for all seasons
--
Antonio L. Buensuceso Jr.
Monday, April 18, 2011
REPUBLIC ACT No. 3019
Sunday, April 17, 2011
TOWEL - LOOKING DOG
COURTESY OF THE CLAYTONS....
DONT EVER STEP ON IT...IT IS A TOWEL DOG...
NOR PUT IT IN THE DRIER.....
YOU CAN USE THE ENVELOP BOX BELOW TO SHARE THIS TO A FRIEND.....
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Monday, April 4, 2011
Why Execs Who Commit Crimes Should Serve Time
Why Execs Who Commit Crimes
Should Serve Time
Jeffrey Pfeffer |
- Here’s one big difference between you and me and a large bank: if we break into someone’s home and take their possessions and then have the misfortune to be caught, we’re going to face criminal prosecution and maybe even jail time. But as Mimi Ash discovered, when the Bank of America broke into her home, changed the locks, and took all of the possessions in the house, including her late husband’s ashes, even though the foreclosure behind these actions was a mistake, no one at the bank faced criminal charges. And the difference between us and a government entity: if we promise to make payments and then renege on that commitment, we will be in trouble, and may even face fraud charges if we made the promise knowing that we did not have the means to fulfill our obligations. But when the town of Prichard, Alabama, stopped making pension payments to its retired employees, something that was both predicted and violated state law, the city officials who made promises they didn’t keep faced few consequences.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
THE GIRL WHO STUNNED THE WORLD IN FIVE MINUTES
courtesy of the CLAYTONS and FRIENDS from FLORIDA....
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Little Boy's Explanation of God -- Fabulous!!!
SHARED BY THE CLAYTONS AND FRIENDS
It was written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in Chula Vista , CA . He wrote it for his third grade homework assignment, to 'explain God.' I wonder if any of us could have done as well?
[ .... and he had such an assignment, in California , and someone published it, I guess miracles do happen ! ... ]EXPLANATION OF GOD:
'One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grownups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.'
'God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because he hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to turn it off.'
'God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting his time by going over your mom and dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have.'
'Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista ... At least there aren't any who come to our church.'
'Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work, like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn't want to learn about God.. They finally got tired of him preaching to them and they crucified him But he was good and kind, like his father, and he told his father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K.'
'His dad (God) appreciated everything that he had done and all his hard work on earth so he told him he didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So he did. And now he helps his dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones he can take care of himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important.'
'You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time.'
'You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God!
Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon anyway.'
'If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when you're scared, in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids.'
'But.....you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and he can take me back anytime he pleases.
And...that's why I believe in God.'
(If you believe in God, please pass this on, and may God bless you too.)
Friday, April 1, 2011
HOW TO GET MORE GAS OUT OF YOUR MONEY
TIPS ON PUMPING GAS
I don't know what you guys are
paying for gasoline.... but here in
California we are paying up to $3.75
to $4.10 per gallon. My line of
work is in petroleum for about
31 years now, so here are some
tricks to get more of your
money's worth for every gallon:
Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline
where I work in San Jose, CA we
deliver about 4 million gallons
in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline..
One day is diesel the next day
is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular
and premium grades. We have
34-storage tanks here with a
total capacity of 16,800,000
gallons.
Only buy or fill up your car
or truck in the early morning
when the ground temperature
is still cold. Remember that
all service stations have
their storage tanks buried below
ground. The colder the ground
the more dense the gasoline,
when it gets warmer gasoline
expands, so buying in the
afternoon or in the evening....
your gallon is not exactly
a gallon. In the
petroleum business, the
specific gravity and the
temperature of the gasoline,
diesel and jet fuel, ethanol
and other petroleum products
plays an important role.
A 1-degree rise in temperature
is a big deal for this business.
But the service stations do not
have temperature compensation at
the pumps.
When you're filling up do
not squeeze the trigger of the
nozzle to a fast mode If you
look you will see that the
trigger has three (3)stages:
low, middle, and high. You should
be pumping on low mode, thereby
minimizing the vapors that are
created while you are pumping.
All hoses at the pump
have a vapor return. If you are
pumping on the fast rate, some
of the liquid that goes to your
tank becomes vapor. Those vapors
are being sucked upand
back into the underground
storage tank so you're getting
less worth for your money.
One of the most important tips
is to fill up when your gas
tank is HALF FULL. The reason
for this is the more gas you
have in your tank the less air
occupying its empty space.
Gasoline evaporates faster
than you can imagine.
Gasoline storage tanks have
an internal floating roof.
This roof serves
as zero clearance between the
gas and the atmosphere, so it
minimizes the evaporation. Unlike
service stations, here where I
work, every truck that we load
is temperature compensated so
that every gallon is actually
the exact amount.
Another reminder, if there is
a gasoline truck pumping into
the storage tanks when you stop
to buy gas, DO NOT fill up; most
likely the gasoline is being
stirred up as the gas is being
delivered, and you might pick up
some of the dirt that normally
settles on the bottom.
To have an impact, we need to
reach literally millions of
gas buyers.
It's really simple to do.
I'm sending this note to about
thirty people. If each of you send it
to at least ten more (30 x 10 = 300)...
and those 300 send it to at least
ten more (300 x 10 = 3,000)
and so on, by the time the
message reaches the sixth generation
of people, we will have reached
over THREE MILLION
consumers
!!!!!!! If those three million get
excited and pass this on to ten
friends each, then 30 million people
will have been contacted!
If It goes one level further,
you guessed it..... THREE HUNDRED
MILLION PEOPLE!!!
END OF MESSAGE
FROM THE CLAYTONS AND FRIENDS OF FLORIDA
Monday, March 28, 2011
WALMART--THIS WILL MAKE YOU CRY
COURTESY OF THE CLAYTONS AND
FRIENDS FROM FLORIDA
I was walking around in a WalMart store, when I saw
a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you
don't have enough money to buy this
doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him,
''Granny, are you
sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied, ''You know that you don't
have enough money to buy
this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes
while she went to look
around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll
in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him
who he wished to give this doll
to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most
and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would
bring it to her after all, and
not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't
bring it to her where she
is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy
so that she can give it to my
sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this,
'My Sister has gone to be with God.
Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God
very soon too, so I thought that
she could take the doll with her to give
it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said, '
I told daddy to tell mommy not to
go yet. I need her to wait until I come back
from the mall.' Then he showed
me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing.
He then told me 'I want
mommy to take my picture with her so
she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't
have to leave me, but daddy says that
she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with
sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and
said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
again, just in case you do have enough
money for the doll!''
OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.'
I added some of my money to his
without him seeing and we started to count it.
There was enough for the doll
and even some spare money.
The little boy said, 'Thank you God
for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked
last night before I went to sleep
for God to make sure I had enough money
to buy this doll, so that mommy
could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy
a white rose for my mommy, but I
didn't dare to ask God for too much.
But He gave me enough to buy the doll
and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned
and I left with my basket. I
finished my shopping in a totally different
state of mind from when I
started.
I couldn't get the little
boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article
two days ago, which mentioned a
drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied
by a young woman and a little
girl. The little girl died right away, and
the mother was left in a critical
state. The family had to decide whether
to pull the plug on the
life-sustaining machine, because the young
woman would not be able to
recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the
little boy, I read in the newspaper
that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a
bunch of white roses and I went to the
funeral home where the body of the young
woman was for people to see and
make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a
beautiful white rose in her hand
with the photo of the little boy and
the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling
that my life had been changed forever.
The love that the little boy had for his
mother and his sister is still, to
this day, hard to imagine, and in a
fraction of a second, a drunk driver had
taken all this away from him.
--
Thursday, March 24, 2011
CHILDREN TALKED TO GOD
This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time!
I hope you take the time to share it.
COURTESY OF THE CLAYTONS, friends and children FROM FLORIDA
SHELL CIRCUMVENTED RA 7641
SYNDICATED ESTAFA
HOT PURSUIT
DUTY OF LAW ENFORCEMENT ENTITIES
SHELL SWINDLING OF RETIREMENT PAY 5TH YEAR
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